Next time, on COPS.

Ok, before I'm strung and quartered for not posting an actual comic, I just want to say that I GOT PULLED OVER BY THE COPS. Nevermind that it was Monday. That that happened. It was like omg they know.

Anyway, I've been driving with one headlight out because I couldn't figure out how to change the gd bulb. But after running me for warrants, Officer Hotpants offered to show me how, then wished us a good evening. MY REGRET IS THAT HE DID NOT GIVE TWO SHORT BURSTS OF SIREN LIKE ON COPS. I love that. Except people probably thought I was a murdering crackwhore in a stolen car anyway. I mean, I was just on my way to Pizza Hut. C'mon.

Ahem. So Jamie and I changed the headlight and it is all well and good now. Car grease is sexy. But it’s…hard to get off. AHAHAHAHAH I kill me.